Who’s Slinging Babies?

It’s a sad commentry on the state of our civilization. This headline, “More than 1 million baby slings recalled.” Just what kind of society are we where not only are people sliinging babies, but over a million devices with which to do it have been sold? This reporter finds it appaling that the activity has been going on for a long time, and is only now coming to light as the devices made to sling these infants have been proven to be defective. In what other f the developed nations has anyone ever slung a child? Shouldn.t this activity be banned outright.

We at The Yellow Press ask our readers, Had you heard of this before? How do you feel about it?