Menacing Muffler Giant Threatens Reporter

Menacing giant threatens reporter just trying to do his job. This reporter was investigating a story that a local muffler shop was installing cherry bomb mufflers, (illegal in California) when he was confronted by a huge, towering thug.

“Move along buster, nothing to see here.” Said the over-sized employee, brandishing a large custom muffler. We mentioned freedom of the press, the 18th amendment, the sidewalk surveillance statues ratified by the federal courts and he just stood there, thwacking the muffler against his palm glaring evilly all the while.

When it was obvious an “accidental” pummeling was imminent our reporter beat a hasty retreat, promising a return with attorneys, law officers, light infantry and remote operated drones, if needed, to get the story.

The company also installs custom resonator pipes on Harley-Davidson motorcycles that increase their characteristic rumble to a decibel destroying roar that will perforate an ungulates eardrum in Indonesia.