Sylvia Browne Doing Fine

Purported psychic Sylvia Browne, who recently passed away, has been in contact with The Yellow Press’s own seer and prognosticator, Jane Erie, who also provides horoscopes for our readers and she wants us all to know she’s doing fine and not to worry. Browne, speaking from the grave, says that she is very much at ease and things are very pleasant where she is and that she is enjoying the earthy scents and the ants are no worse than at your average picnic. She also says she is enjoying the company of the many spirits she has met in the course of her work and that the only minor annoyance is that they mostly speak in platitudes and are inept at playing the harp, although they all take great pride in their abilities and feel the music they make is heavenly. She wants James Randi to know she regrets not keeping her promise to him and looks forward to the lively discussions she hopes to have with him should he arrive at an address nearby.
Our staff psychic Jane Erie welcomes contact with all, living or dead, the ambulatory may use the contact form available on The Yellow Press website.