Don’t Care Who You Are, That There’s Funny

The Yellow Press loves it when the news writes itself.

Here’s an interesting subject for debate, if all my neighbors have Cheetos and I don’t….

Whats the problem? We got tired of sitting in the dirt.

Birdwatching in Las Vegas took a strange turn a few years back. And at least we know who the pigeons are.

So turns out the Neanderthals were a caring, loving people that interred their dead with flowers and ceremony. Dig around, there’s evidence.

The Whopper will rot, the Big Mac will not.