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This is David W., Editor – The Yellow Press with today’s news.

That Kristy Noem is quite the looker. And Matt Gaetz is no slouch, he’s got that Elvis sneer. And Kristy’s got, well, one can only surmise. They make a pretty couple.

The government said it’s going to spend a heck of a lot of money. Odd, just a year ago they were sending us all big checks. Seems they are so awash in cash that they’re giving all the rich a break.

Several people with smartphones big screen TV’s and modern automobiles don’t believe in science and do believe some other pretty far fetched stuff.

There were a number of shootings, accidental, incidental, mass, intentional, self inflicted and otherwise today. Funny, one would think even Sideshow Bob would find the world a better place with fewer rakes.

Global warming has become so grim that Google has added a feature to its maps to show where the world is on fire.

General Mark, Bulldog, Miley acknowledges he loves his career in the service. “Nothing better than driving the humvee around the base with the windshield folded down flat and the wind in my hair.”

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