Cop Report, and…

Police report from local paper – “At 10:14 p.m., a resident of a home on Highway 20 reported that a strange man was standing on the porch with a guitar.”

• Which brings up several questions….
• Was the resident at home?
• What made the man strange?
• Was the man playing the guitar?
• Was he any good?
• Does the resident have a spouse or offspring worthy of serenade?
• Where on hwy 20?
• Whose guitar was it?
• Did the police response include a piano?
• Why are there so few true romantics?