This just in, even though is it’s old news to most of us and it probably shoudn’t have taken a team of scientist to figure out what any eighteen year old girl could have told them, attractive women make men dumb.
Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never met before, that he could not remember his address when she asked him where he lived.
Researchers positioned subjects in a room where they could observe test subject, who was in truth an actor and were told they would administer shocks whenever they got a question wrong that was asked by a beautiful woman doctor. Oh wait, that’s a different story. Anyway, men were asked to undertake memory exams after talking with beautiful women, like Christina McHale. Thier performance was pitiful, scoring much lower after conversations with voluptuous delectables than after conversing with hirsute, gangly troglodytes. Oddly women did remarkably well regardless of who they spoke to, remembering everything almost flawlessly and brandishing thier knowledge like a weapon.
The only truly disturbing result of the study, and one that calls its accuracy into question, is the statement that men were made temporarily stupid in the presense of pretty women, where this reporters opinion is that men are rendered permanently inane after even just one such meeting.