Stuff To Pass The Time

Science Develops Three Parent Babies, we don’t even wanna know how that works.

• Danny Trejo’s Getting A Blepharoplasty?
• Tommy Lee Jones is Advertising for Noxema?
• Abe Vigoda to become Father? Some things are too good to be true.

Forget that Righteous Duck Dude, who is proof that free speech should be run through a personal filter before accepted as rural good sense, this is a Real Hillbilly, whose quintessential homey wisdom is timeless.

The morning news seems to be all recipes, wardrobe malfunctions and diet tips.