News Flash – The Yellow Press

Sometimes I Live In The Country

Not everyone can be a hot dog, some are just blah white bread in the shape of a bun. In

An Oily Sheen He wore big pants and a small hat, and high heels. He was forever planning the demise

The EPA is researching the environmental effects of the world’s pet population. A legislator who tracked a bit of ooze

He was one that figured some heads needed knocking, so he started right in. As things often go, his became

A Bum In A Junkyard Hustle and bustle there’s work goin on the steel forklift rumbles the shear clangors and

The cute little chick found in the nest was sat upon you know the rest. Soon it was a big

Why birds face into the wind. Imagine yourself a bird. Birds fly. Sometimes. Or swim. Or strut. Or run, like

Apparently finances have become so constrained in the former president’s household that his family has had to take some initiative

Let’s take everything we know about mosquitoes. Only the females bite. They aren’t feeding, they need the blood to create