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Once A Proud Boy

He was one that figured some heads needed knocking, so he started right in. As things often go, his became

A Bum In A Junkyard Hustle and bustle there’s work goin on the steel forklift rumbles the shear clangors and

The cute little chick found in the nest was sat upon you know the rest. Soon it was a big

Why birds face into the wind. Imagine yourself a bird. Birds fly. Sometimes. Or swim. Or strut. Or run, like

Apparently finances have become so constrained in the former president’s household that his family has had to take some initiative

Let’s take everything we know about mosquitoes. Only the females bite. They aren’t feeding, they need the blood to create

A dog is like a child with two more legs that move it twice as fast. And every time you

Wear whatever hat you like so long as it please your head. Dress in whichever clothes you wish but don’t

P. S. – We’re talking about those sweet, chaste, little dry kisses, save the slobber for politicians running for office

Global Catastrophe Looms as Seaweed Invasion Threatens to Blanket the Earth. World-renowned experts warn of an impending crisis caused by