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Get A Job!

httpv://youtu.be/EBSitj0iN6Y Get Up! Get a job, find work, get hired, do something, do anything, get off your butt, amount to

So my girlfriend is great. She’s more attractive than a set of neodymium barbells, smarter than the combined intellects at

Oh Miley, dear Miley, what’s up with your hair It’s platinum blonde and way sticking up there Ain’t nobody

The NRA has requested its members fly their flags at half mast to honor the memory of renowned rifle designer

Eat a ricochet biscuit! That’s the message Republican congressman Jack Kingston from Georgia has for hungry kindergartners. Saying that the school

Phil Robertson, of A&E’s Duck Dynasty fame, and who has recently come under fire for his comments regarding gays and

Dennis Rodman praised the members of North Korea’s basketball team saying, “I’ve never worked with a group of athletes as

Don’t say you weren’t warned. The end is nigh, and that right soon. Time to make like bunnies, and gluttons,

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Noted political commentator Stephan Colbert willing to run on secessionist platform. Sources close to the Yellow Press have indicated that