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Kissing you should do, by decade.

P. S. – We’re talking about those sweet, chaste, little dry kisses, save the slobber for politicians running for office

Global Catastrophe Looms as Seaweed Invasion Threatens to Blanket the Earth. World-renowned experts warn of an impending crisis caused by

In a bizarre and alarming twist of nature, giant six-foot-long earthworms have been spotted migrating eastward into Idaho from their

The wind, the stars my brothers, spread wide this Texas night, each his own in skin and soul, fed, hungry,

This is David W., Editor – The Yellow Press with today’s news. That Kristy Noem is quite the looker. And

The Charge Of The Light Brigade, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson as read by the Editor. The poem commemorates the historic

Being an ant is a lot like having a tattoo, it’s a permanent fashion statement, hear me out. So, when

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The Yellow Press loves it when the news writes itself. Here’s an interesting subject for debate, if all my neighbors