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Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others

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Snack Food Diet to Lose Weight

The old story goes that if you put some in a bowl and poured milk over it you’d get as much

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World Is Flat! Bigfoot Real! Dogs Smart!

Read this article in The New York Times and if you aren’t left scratching your head in wonderment then you

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Celebrity Stalker Joan Rivers Crazy

Celebrity stalker and plastic surgery devotee Joan Rivers is either crazy like a taut 81 year old fox or just plain crazy

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Immigration Foes Morons

Rudimentary evidence has supported the premise that most immigration foes are mostly selfish morons, incapable of following simple logic, amoral

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Everyone’s Messing With You, Not Just Facebook

News that Facebook has been manipulating your emotions with the information it delivers should be met with a big yawn.

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Hobby Lobby Decision Has Big Impact

The recent US supreme court decision, known as the Hobby Lobby case,  granting corporations further right as persons will have

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Soccer / Football Needs Luis Suarez

America, the richest country in the world, the trendsetter for all important things, could care less about soccer, or football

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Fame Equals Fortune, Five Ways to Get Rich

Make money by becoming famous. Have no talent, have no skill, not a problem, just work the right angle and

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Beauty Essentials Of The Celebrities You Should Use

Elegance can be an important component in your life. You should do all of your research so that you will

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News that the human face evolved to survive a fist fight sent Yellow Press researchers into the record books to

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