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Girlfriend Troubles

So my girlfriend is great. She’s more attractive than a set of neodymium barbells, smarter than the combined intellects at

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Oh Miley, Dear Miley, What’s Up With Your Hair

  Oh Miley, dear Miley, what’s up with your hair It’s platinum blonde and way sticking up there Ain’t nobody

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NRA Wants Flags at Half Mast for Kalashnikov

The NRA has requested its members fly their flags at half mast to honor the memory of renowned rifle designer

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Ricochet Biscuit, Jack Kingston

Eat a ricochet biscuit! That’s the message Republican congressman Jack Kingston from Georgia has for hungry kindergartners. Saying that the school

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Phil Robertson Manscaped

Phil Robertson, of A&E’s Duck Dynasty fame, and who has recently come under fire for his comments regarding gays and

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Rodman Praises North Koreans

Dennis Rodman praised the members of North Korea’s basketball team saying, “I’ve never worked with a group of athletes as

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Doomsday Cometh

Don’t say you weren’t warned. The end is nigh, and that right soon. Time to make like bunnies, and gluttons,

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Seattle Buries Its Secrets

Yellow Press sources indicate that road construction has been used by government officials to conceal nefarious deeds. Could this be

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Colbert For President

Noted political commentator Stephan Colbert willing to run on secessionist platform. Sources close to the Yellow Press have indicated that

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