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The Charge Of The Light Brigade

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Glass Float Bonanza

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Dodo’s Back! For Breakfast

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Crows Outsmart Humans—And May Already Be Spiritually Enlightened

Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others
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Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others

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A Visit From St. Nikolas

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Happy Hallowed Eve!

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A Feckless Frolic A lass with no care for the clock,Went dancing in a mismatched sock,With a grin she’d unpack

Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others
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Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others

Kissing you should do, by decade.
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Kissing you should do, by decade.

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The New Normal #1

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Don’t Care Who You Are, That There’s Funny

The Yellow Press loves it when the news writes itself. Here’s an interesting subject for debate, if all my neighbors

Today’s Recipe – Gruel
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Today’s Recipe – Gruel

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Light Summer Days
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Light Summer Days

A Feckless Frolic A lass with no care for the clock,Went dancing in a mismatched sock,With a grin she’d unpack

Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others
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Mosquitoes Bite Some More Than Others

Kissing you should do, by decade.
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Kissing you should do, by decade.

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Campsite with view of Flat Tops

Camped in the scrub above the Colorado river. Nigh hike among the dry gulches, pinyon and juniper until it was

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Wild Apple

Small wild apple from a scraggly little volunteer tree growing at the side of a trail hiked last fall. All

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Four Bucks and Full at Denny’s

Pay for a high dollar spread at some swanky fru fru joint or dig in for cheap at Denny’s. A

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School Lockers For Kids

Most schools are already struggling with a limited budget. They have a lot of things to take care of for

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Life Found On Mars

We are not alone! NASA will announce in coming days that conclusive proof of life has been found on Mars.

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Red Rocks

  Red Rocks amphitheater and the lights of Denver on a crisp clear night. Our man Mitt spoke there on

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Wynn Wins Trumps Trump

In the strange game of one upsmanship that the uber-wealthy of America play it appears that gambling billionaire Steve Wynn

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Romney Winner In November

Stringer Blaine Kelty for The Yellow Press reports statisticians have demonstrated conclusively that Mitt Romney will win the presidential election this

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Which picture?

Which picture do you like most? Picture #1 or, Picture #2 ? It was great fun taking both.

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Our Newest Reporter

Our newest reporter, and we expect great things from him although it seems his resume may be padded a bit

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