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The Yellow Press, The World’s Least Respected News Source welcomes Ron Lewis to it’s staff as cub reporter. Below is an example of his wry sense of humor. If lamb is spelled with a ‘b’ why isn’t ham spelled hamb? Pity the poor immigrant in his first English language class that has Ron for [...] It’s a sad commentry on the state of our civilization. This headline, “More than 1 million baby slings recalled.” Just what kind of society are we where not only are people sliinging babies, but over a million devices with which to do it have been sold? This reporter finds it appaling that the activity has been [...] Ask any man that works for a living, that is someone who uses both his back and his brain and he’ll tell you he didn’t need a scientific sdtuy to prove it, it’s just a simple fact; the boss is only the boss because he’s q better liar than anyone else. But we now have the [...] What to do when the gas pedal sticks. Of course it wouldn’t be a big deal if most drivers weren’t incorrigible leadfoot, stomp on the gas, mash the brake, fail to signal, hang on, think I dropped my (cellphone, sandwich, lipstick, magazine, baby) kinda drivers anyway. After all, if the gas pedal was only a [...] The city manager of Black Diamond, a Seattle suburb apparently was the right guy for the job, they hired him and then did the backcground check. What they could discover, when he wasn’t trying to block thier efforts, seems to be perfectly appropriate for a person in charge of the public trust, as per our opinion. Read the whole story [...] That’s a fact jack, the wizards at the big software company everyone loves to hate have linked your real world phsical attributes, (as determined by banks of computers sifting through all the data in the cloud), to the character you will be able to chose when playing the latest action games on that shiny new Xbox. Think you have the [...] Thought the haircut wars were over, well nothings really ever over in Texas. Seems even preschoolers aren’t immune from the kindergarten attitudes of the people who run the schools in that state. Gimme a half gallon of milk to go with those brownies, and a bag of Cheetos, and another bag of Cheetos, and maybe another bag of [...] You don’t talk to Sarah unless she talks to you first. Just one of the recent gleanings from observations about our current celeb politico. Another – Wherever she goes they take the tomatoes away so they can’t be used as objects of commentary, (but they leave the cans of green beans on the shelves, and we’re talking [...] [nggallery id=2] Took the day off for a late fall hike in the Noisy Diobsud wilderness area of Washington state. A beautiful day, began crisp and cold before dawn, driving up from Whidbey through Anacortes, Sedro-Wooley and on up over the Baker Lake dam to where the trailhead was lightly frosted and remnants of the last days [...]
But first a bit of history and education. American land has really always been free, free for the taking anyway. The token sums often paid for it were more for easing the conscience of the more officious, paper Continue reading Free Land In America |
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